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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
\nThe farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
\nThe next day the farmer drove up and said, ‘Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’
\nChuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
\nThe farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
\nChuck said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’
\nThe farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?
\nChuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
\nThe farmer said ‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’
\nChuck said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
\nA month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?’
\nChuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.’
\nThe farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
\nChuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
\nChuck now works for Morgan Stanley.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"